How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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