No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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