He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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