Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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