is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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