marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
