At least make sure they are 18
Why
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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