They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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