It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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