He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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