if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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