I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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