Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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