it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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