found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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