If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We are two peas in an std pod
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
3pm strippers are depressing
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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