just tell him i said nine months
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I love having hate sex.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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