STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she told me i tasted like america
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
