life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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