I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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