Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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