i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The best revenge is premature balding
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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