Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Let's get the cat blown out
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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