Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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