also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
