I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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