On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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