I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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