The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Pappa wants mamma naked
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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