theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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