Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
