Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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