Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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