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dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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