Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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