did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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