who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I can't trust your balls anymore.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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