I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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