David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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