Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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