yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Everything about him screamed your future.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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