Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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