it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
this just has baby written all over it
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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