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Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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