She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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