that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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