at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you still have your period?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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