Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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