return my video game
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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