Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Randomize
